quarta-feira, 7 de janeiro de 2009

sarajevo bitches@facebook

eu:
who are you and why did you add me??
ela:
i am amra, from sarajevo
hi to you to
end i sow you on division fans
if you do not mind????
you can dellite me ok if you want
eu:
but i'll add you and then what? we get laid and stuff?
ela:
do not add me please. sorry
i think that you are write nothing betwin as is similar.
eu:
what?
don't you like picnics?
i like picnics and ping pong.
ela:
ok
me too
eu:
so... let's be friends?
and sucky sucky ten dolla?
ela:
what are you seing to me??
suckt ten?
eu:
i was asking, if we could go to bed together?
like in having sex and stuff.
ela:
you are most crazy male that i ever took to
eu:
thanks.
your english sucks more than a vaccuum cleaner:)
ela:
ok
pizdo narkomanska
eu:
what does that mean?
ela:
that i hate you right know
eu:
perhaps in a future life:)
ela:
hahhahahhaa
hahhhahahha
joj kako me nerviras
eu:
i make you nervous? is that it?
you know... portuguese and your language have the same origin. latin.
did you know that?
ela:
yeah muther fucker
ma uredu izdrzacu ja to.
saki man
eu:
no fun anymore.
bye
ela:
i understude you
but you do not me.
bye
but not now i wont to fuck you on me way
eu:
you want to fuck me? is that it?
add me to messenger.
ela:
go from me
eu:
is that a no?
ela:
yes
do u have anything else ti told me?
or tell me
eu:
no.
just sex.
when you want it, call me or send me a message.
or add me to messenger. ok?
ela:
nerviras me. sretno ti u zivotu.
good luck too you in future

9 comentários:

Becas disse...

Caminhas a passos largos para a loucura.

PWFH disse...

Metes-te com Gaibotas Sobiéticas ... ouves o que não queres! Lolol Que bom diálogo!

Canuca disse...

Tu só arranjas missões impossíveis lol...

JP disse...

foda-se...

é a "conversa" ciberanuta mais hilariante que já li ...

Anónimo disse...

ahhahahahhahahahahhaha
muito bom!
your english sucks more than a vaccuum cleaner
ahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha

tiagugrilu disse...

E eu a pensar que tinha uma escrita enferrujada em inglês...

tiagugrilu disse...

Só mais uma cena: o russo não vem do Latim, é uma língua eslava.

Peço perdão pelo pseudo-intelectualismo esquizofrénico.

TR disse...

pseudo-intelectual esquizofrénico, em sarajevo fala-se bosnio, servio e croata, mas tudo bem!

tiagugrilu disse...

TR,

whatever... São na mesma línguas eslavas. Línguas eslavas ocidentais, só para ser um bocadinho mais mete-nojo.