tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-99787392024-03-14T01:14:02.921+00:00o melhor blog do universoUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger3749125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-10160637111479425672019-01-28T17:07:00.002+00:002019-01-28T17:07:15.640+00:00good fridayTecnicamente, o arroz branco não é mais que arroz de arroz.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-66715778089096741012018-11-28T19:10:00.001+00:002018-11-28T19:10:20.514+00:00colossusTenho medo de alturas. Em particular, da altura do Natal.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-43276636782703393312018-11-20T22:58:00.002+00:002018-11-20T22:58:47.239+00:00where were youDeixei cair o DVD do Alien. Parece estar inteiro mas desconfio que há sequelas.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-32397911031024841812018-09-07T16:59:00.003+01:002018-09-07T16:59:31.784+01:00i'm scumTodos os jogos são de tabuleiro se levares um tabuleiro.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-60721393944326749202018-07-24T23:17:00.003+01:002018-07-24T23:17:50.745+01:00hardest dayA tomada da Bastilha devia dar para carregar o telemóvel.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-84153877226689586042018-04-06T20:24:00.003+01:002018-04-06T20:24:55.367+01:00to what end?Quem atira ácido é quem não tem boas bases.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-223773590612584842018-03-28T10:34:00.001+01:002018-03-28T10:34:16.891+01:00dover ferryportAos 95 já só terei fotos tipo passa.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-21004800280051785822018-03-26T21:22:00.003+01:002018-03-26T21:22:58.565+01:00tarantula deadly cargoComprei um casaco online que uso maioritariamente offline.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-86292312709263207942018-02-12T15:39:00.002+00:002018-02-12T15:39:36.473+00:00run aroundÉ bom ter a faca e o queijo na mão quando se quer comer queijo.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-72413319862129073792018-01-24T23:41:00.000+00:002018-01-24T23:41:42.749+00:00pink turns to blueNunca se deve olhar para um laser a não ser que se esteja a ser operado aos olhos.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-81545024101204908952017-12-29T14:28:00.002+00:002017-12-29T14:28:27.281+00:00undoing a luciferian towersNão há fome que não dê em fatura.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-14174926089690943792017-12-25T22:46:00.000+00:002017-12-25T22:46:33.174+00:00half sisterTodas as tatuagens são temporárias.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-35146280707808813512017-11-23T17:44:00.002+00:002017-11-23T17:44:17.575+00:00hey loveUm peixe teleósteo que tenha um blog, faz posts de pescada.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-58644044253495586072017-10-26T11:53:00.002+01:002017-10-26T11:53:33.894+01:00black buzzO asfalto é o derradeiro esfoliante.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-44489712372076872232017-10-04T21:45:00.000+01:002017-10-04T21:48:53.268+01:00minilogueUma meia a mais é também uma meia a menos.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-23244468368639103222017-09-08T17:43:00.002+01:002017-09-08T17:43:24.079+01:00the soundNo referencial de cada corredor, uma corrida é ver quem é que está parado mais depressa.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-70114908948289778172017-08-26T20:55:00.000+01:002017-08-26T20:55:15.527+01:00electric machineCruise control é como guiar com a tua mãe ao lado mas sem a tua mãe ao lado.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-40710589752425559332017-07-10T10:03:00.004+01:002017-07-10T10:03:38.752+01:00i hear a new worldA vida são 8 vacinas do tétano.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-91699374328926061542017-04-11T20:14:00.003+01:002017-04-11T20:14:40.508+01:00undead pixelDet Morgan was an alpinist. It took him 3 days to climb the Everest. Det escalated quickly.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-63312152640765576852017-04-11T16:26:00.001+01:002017-04-11T16:26:13.531+01:00reanimatorTer um amigo chamado Indicativo, convidá-lo para o Natal e dizer: "este é o presente do Indicativo".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-49082386276447705642017-04-04T11:54:00.003+01:002017-04-04T11:54:59.540+01:00mountain primroseMoustaches are the male version of cleavage. People keep staring at them while talking to you.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-53810181381723687692017-03-07T16:27:00.003+00:002017-03-07T16:27:22.487+00:00atacklaMy phone reacts the same way to both "ok Google" and "not ok Google".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-18353267969240430212017-02-17T11:55:00.002+00:002017-02-17T11:55:54.908+00:00on little known frequenciesDescer do Camões para o Cais do Sodré a recolher embalagens de ketchup, mostarda e maionese é descer a rua do Alecrim aos molhos.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-11186784820883998532017-02-03T11:56:00.002+00:002017-02-03T11:56:47.936+00:00pete standing aloneO termo politicamente correto devia ser "Alá é obeso mórbido".Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9978739.post-86513918699059596322017-01-13T14:28:00.000+00:002017-01-13T14:28:09.342+00:00stone to wake a serpentTodas as experiências são únicas se só as fizeres uma vez.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0